Advaniism
You have two cows. You don't milk them. You worship them.
Chandrababuism
You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.
Jayalalithaism
You have two cows. You teach them to cry, "Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet.
Karunanidhiism
You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.
Gandhism
You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
Indiraism
You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
Lalooism
You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattle-feed for them.
Rajnikantism
You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.
Rajivism
You have two cows. You paint them both to get colorful milk.
Vajpayeeism
You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your partners and eat cattle-feed.
Clintonism
You have two cows. But you milk your neighbors' cows.
Osamaism
You have two cows. You convert them into biological weapons.
Talibanism
You have two cows. You put them in purdah.
UN-ism
You have two cows. You don't milk them; you only lecture to them.
Bruce Lee
1) What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?- Mu Lee
2) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch?
- Tha Lee
3) What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
- Kha Lee
4) What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?
- Saa Lee
5) Bruce Lee's favorite breakfast?
- Id Lee
6) Bruce Lee's favourite festival
- Diwa Lee
7) Bruce Lee's favorite Actress
- Sona lee
8) Bruce Lee's favorite Music
- Qawa lee
9) Bruce Lee's most interesting job?
- Coo Lee
10) When did Bruce Lee die?
- Final Lee
11) How did Bruce Lee die?
- With a Go Lee
12) What is Bruce Lee's favorite hill station
- Kulu Mana Lee
13)What is Bruce Lee's nick name?
- Mawa Lee
14)What is Bruce Lee's favorite Hindi movie?
- Gharwa LEE Baharwa LEE
15)Who is Bruce Lee's favourite cricketer?
- Saurav Gangu LEE
16)Which God does Bruce Lee pray too?
- Bajrang ba LEE
17]How does Bruce Lee behave with others?
- Cordial Lee
18]What ghee does Bruce Lee consume?
- Ass Lee
19]What dos Bruce Lee do when does not know the
answer?
- Dilly Da Lee
20]Who does Bruce Lee buy rossogullas from?
- Benga Lee
21] What garment does Bruce Lee enjoy taking off?
- Cho Lee
22]At which sea face in Mumbai does Bruce Lee draw his fresh air?
- Wor Lee
23]How does Bruce Lee complain?
- Bitter Lee
24]How does Bruce Lee lose a war?
- Utter Lee
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